And the Award for Best 'Fuck You World' EVER Goes to
16 year old Corey Worthington n'e Delaney of Australia, who threw what sounds like the most freakin' awesome party his Oz upper-middle class tract home development's ever seen. Interviewed on national TV in fur jacket opened up to sunburned nipple-pierced chest, rag doll yellow hair covered with a rainbow-brite-inspired ball cap (I think it's actually a Yankees logo) and his eyes covered by a pair of famous sunglasses, Corey politely declined to engage in the ritual act of public self-flagellation that's expected of the interesting and unique. In short, the dude's a fucking legend.
Sadly, what will happen now is he will do a few shows in Australia, then be flown out to L.A. where he'll show up on a bunch of network shows before E! offers him a deal to produce "Corey Worthington's House Party", which will catch "all the insane action of being fresh and wild down under, hosted by the man with the shades, "Corey Worthington". Paris will guest star. Corey will then start wearing designer versions of his outfits, get really shit-faced at Area all the time before winding up at 22, a drug addict with a low-rent clothing label that retails at stores in WeHo and Chelsea.
But before his famous sunglasses stab out his eyes and devour his soul, Oedipus-style, let's take a moment and give Corey his due. He's awesome, he's stylish and for the moment, doesn't give a flying fuck what you think.
