No really, it was just like this. Okay, fine--truth is I stayed for an hour then went to the gym. Unfortunately, work events are not much fun for me. I love seeing all the people associated with the magazine, but people can't help but pitch me or ask why they weren't featured or, depending on how boozy the party has gotten, start grabbing me and rubbing their hands on my body. Now, I see the appeal, but a Japhy is for looking, not touching. I'm never really good with big crowds. My ADD kicks in and I wonder why I don't have a table with bottle service. I'm not this conceited, honest. Watch that video a few more times and you'll be talking like this, too.
