As a Jake Gyllenhall-lovin' Dreamgirls obsessed gay man, this is better than a green tea sorbet with balsamic reduction and kiwi infused vodka shooter. I was going to say "better than a hot fudge sundae", but then I remembered that gay men don't eat carbs. Apparantley, some gays thought the monologue was homophobic. How? Or do you just not have a sense of humor?
