
Um, so-- signs you live in a gay neighborhood: Your local mall replaces Santa with a hot, buff dude.
Full story that I can't really even start to compete with at Jason's Room. Or you can just go ahead and vote for your favorite...hunky...Santa...
here. For me it's a toss-up between Hunky Snowflake and Hunky Elf. I guess I'll have to...sit on...their laps (?)...and...see.
Not having a gay panic,
-Jgran