The Modern Romantic

What are these kids on Sunset Boulevard protesting? The war? The President? How about none of the above? Look closer and you'll see that the 'protest' is actually a marketing gimmick for Saw III and that these kids are, you know-- paid corporate shills. Sure beats serving lattes, right? Another brilliant idea brought to you buy Some Marketing Guy, who at three in the morning, high as a fuckin-kite came up with this "totally fucking awesome" concept. I mean really man, think about it- they're protesters, fighting for...the fucking movie! Gimme a bump!

At least the kids were polite.

More Halloween madness:

• Learn to carve a jack-o-lantern carved to look like the late Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin.
• A theological treatise on whether it is appropriate to display Jesus Christ on a pumpkin.
• Magmozine has been on a Halloween costume kick all week— check out Jock Strap Guy or The Human Magnum Condom. Lots of great (read: retarded) costume ideas (and pretty guys demonstrating them).
• On Saturday night, the Sunset Pacific Hotel (near the Brite Spot, folks) is transformed into the Bates Motel. It's five bucks to get in and the money goes to charity.