I've been on this whole organizing kick since Friday, when I started my Hipster PDA and picked up a copy of Getting Things Done . Going through all the scraps of paper I keep around, I found this, which had been kicking around since last month.#3: There's almost never a good reason to talk about your ex-boyfriend to anyone. That's right, even your Mom is tired of hearing how Steve "could have opened up if he were less insecure."
#4: Don't make your friends listen to stories about the new guy you're dating for the first three months
*. If you date more than four people a year, make it the first six months. That's right, we all think you're a slut.
#5: People who do drugs are not bad people. You just can't date them. Ever.
#6: You look great in v-necks.
*This has a direct correlation to "The Japhy Grant Three Month Rule"**, of course.** The Japhy Grant Three Month Rule: Don't look for Mr. Tonight (whore), Mr. Rest of Your Life (crazy codependent freak), look for Mr. Three Months From Now I Think I'll Still Want to Be Around This Guy. Reassess every three months and go from there.
