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Written by
Japhy Grant

12.31.2005

New Year's Resolutions

Happy New Year, Internets.

I'm excited to put 2005 behind us; a year of tsunami's, hurricanes, torture scandals, intelligence scandals, record oil prices, terrible blockbusters, the maddening national conversation on "intelligent (sic) design: and of course, the pregnancy of Katie Holmes. Not really a banner year for humanity, but perhaps our collective disappointment with our current state of affairs will inspire us to do something about it. Either that or maybe we'll all learn to stop worrying and learn to love our new fascist overlords.

Every year, I come up with a list of New Year's resolutions and I'm sharing then with you now*. They aren't really the usual "get really buff" or "stop smoking entirely" kind of resolutions (though I'd like to do both of those things this year), but really a plan for what I want to accomplish this year. I never actually complete all these things and many of them change en route to completion, but by sharing them with the world, I am that much more obligated to put in the effort, because you'll all get to call me on it if I don't.

Enough chatting, here goes:

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