Written by
Japhy Grant
8.31.2006
Tragically, not all of us can be born into wealth. After careful stufy of the clas war, I've come to the conclusion that it's not the Bentley's or the polo ponies that plebes really miss, it's the heraldry. A man without a crest is a man without a soul. The shame of not knowing your family's pretentious foriegn motto is often too much to bear*. Thus, the Official Seal Generator comes not a moment too soon. Let peace reign upon the Earth.
